bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

.

.

That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.


BREAKING: After six months being captured, the 200+ schoolgirl hostages of Bobo Haram will be released in a ceasefire agreement, says the Nigerian government.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

From : Boko Haram ceasefire includes release of 200+ hostages says Nigerian government



enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

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Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE



THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY

THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY


egbert-gets-grody:

charman-ders:

whateverglades:

literally a regular Tuesday in Florida

haha he looks fucking traumatized

“the nipples just..just came off..”

“Another Florida woman-“

egbert-gets-grody:

charman-ders:

whateverglades:

literally a regular Tuesday in Florida

haha he looks fucking traumatized

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“the nipples just..just came off..”

Another Florida woman-“


blueroguejulia:

ask-terminus-the-war-god:

for-the-sake-of-spooky:

chill-mc-nuggets:

mikey-schmidt:

scouty-bs:

fayescarlet:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?
I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Currently, Bigby Wolf. Welp.

Scout….OvO this is nice

MIKE SCHMIDT
//WHEEZE

Myself from the sims.
Oh.

My cannibal/vampire/dragonborn warrioress from Skyrim.
I’m totally screwed.

Volga from Hyrule WarriorsI am surprisingly okay with this

Hyrule Warriors LinkshitImgonndieCiapleasedon’tkilleme

My online character in gta 5.. That’s very fine with me

blueroguejulia:

ask-terminus-the-war-god:

for-the-sake-of-spooky:

chill-mc-nuggets:

mikey-schmidt:

scouty-bs:

fayescarlet:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?

I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Currently, Bigby Wolf. Welp.

Scout….OvO this is nice

MIKE SCHMIDT

//WHEEZE

Myself from the sims.

Oh.

My cannibal/vampire/dragonborn warrioress from Skyrim.

I’m totally screwed.

Volga from Hyrule Warriors
I am surprisingly okay with this

Hyrule Warriors Link

shitImgonndieCiapleasedon’tkilleme

My online character in gta 5.. That’s very fine with me


volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2


karemloo:

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

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ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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destiel-iscanonshutup:

I love th fact that at first Supernatural had a total budget of 20.000 $. An what I love most is that you can tell just from the first opening.

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It’s almost like it’s yelling: “LOOK HOW FUCKING CHEAP WE ARE! We probably won’t last more than two seasons!”

But guess what?

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they did.


padalickingood:

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

#i thought this was about the skeleton war again

padalickingood:

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.